(Source: drowninthesunlight, via s-t-ay)
| teacher: | just do your homework |
|---|---|
| doctor: | just eat healthy |
| mum: | just clean your room |
| opposite sex: | just look gorgeous |
| friends: | just be socially active |
| life: | just be perfect |
| me: | it's not that freakin easy dude |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
|---|---|
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm in a relationship |
| attractive boy: | hi you're ugly |
(Source: meooowsukkuhfish, via s-t-ay)
| author: | she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup |
|---|---|
| english teacher: | even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast |
(Source: weheartit.com, via try-and-hide-how-damaged-you-are)
| my friends: | i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me |
|---|---|
| me: | i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready |
OH SHIT I FORGOT TO GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!!!
ahahaha
(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via jenniferlawrencedaily)
| Me: | YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK IT'S SO NICE OMG YOU HAVE TO. |
|---|---|
| Friend: | No. I don't want to read it. |
| *When the book's already a movie and everyone's reading it.* | |
| Friend: | MY GOSH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS IT'S SO NICE I LOVE IT. |
| Me: | Want a punch in the face. |
(Source: coconutandvanilla, via s-t-ay)
(Source: thatwassexual, via s-t-ay)
